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I write jokes and dole out music trivia on Bluesky, a social media platform that is currently good (not overtly problematic).

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The key to staying alive in outer space is resisting the urge to investigate a distress beacon.

— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) April 16, 2025 at 9:40 PM

You: “Jeff, it was an historically bad week, tell me something fun.”

Me: “Love Will Tear Us Apart” by Joy Division was a direct response to the popular pop song “Love Will Keep Us Together” by Captain & Tennille.

— jeff (@jefflyons.bsky.social) November 8, 2024 at 8:54 PM

My beautiful girl Starr doesn’t have a tail and people (especially little kids) get a kick out of the large black spot on her butt so I thought I’d share it.

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— Jeff Lyons (@gojeffgo.com) June 26, 2024 at 8:13 PM

When a little kid is showing you every single shell they collected on the beach and you want to keep the process moving along, it’s best to reply “That’s a good shell” every time.

— Jeff (@jefflyons.bsky.social) Jul 8, 2024 at 8:25 PM