Jeff

Jeff Lyons

Web Enthusiast

ABOUT JEFF

Hi, thanks for stopping by. I write some nonsense at Bluesky and co-host the “Junk Miles with Chip & Jeff” comedy podcast. I was named #35 on “The 75 Best Twitter Accounts” by Paste Magazine back in the day. I enjoy hosting comedy events and live podcasts and have appeared on VH1 as one of those clip-show talking heads.

New New Project: Philly Trail Runners! Love running on the Wissahickon, Schuylkill River, Pennypack, Fairmount, and other awesome trails in the Greater Philadelphia area? Join us and discover new places to explore and connect with other runners who also love dodging roots and rocks and splashing through streams.

I created the Fraud Street Run, a charity 11-mile run that has raised over $70,000 for Philabundance since November 2020.

I designed a couple of amazing high-end-fashion tee shirts that celebrate PIZZA and NAPS and FUN! Please buy one for yourself and get a couple for your friends who value quality tees.

In addition to the nonsense mentioned above; I design, build, and manage websites so I can pay the bills I keep finding in my mailbox. As someone who’s developed websites and worked with new technology for 25 years, it’s very important for you to know I have never successfully transferred a phone call.

In my free time, I enjoy running. I’ve completed 39 long-distance runs (28 marathons, one 100K trail race, four 50-mile ultras, and six 50K trail races) since 2009. I am a vegetarian and lover of all animals (even rats and spiders).

Follow: Bluesky & Facebook

Listen: junkmilesshow.com and My Playlists

Follow: Strava

Follow me on Bluesky!

@jefflyons.bsky.social

When a little kid is showing you every single shell they collected on the beach and you want to keep the process moving along, it's best to reply "That's a good shell" every time.

— Jeff (@jefflyons.bsky.social) Jul 8, 2024 at 8:25 PM

when you know you're about to destroy at show and tell

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— Jeff (@jefflyons.bsky.social) Jun 27, 2024 at 8:42 PM

my kid showing me a "funny" tiktok

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— Jeff (@jefflyons.bsky.social) Jun 5, 2024 at 9:09 PM

MUSIC I DIG

Do you enjoy punk, indie, shoegaze, new wave, and all sorts of new and old alternative music? If so, check out my amazing Spotify playlists. If you want to kick back and watch a bunch of top-notch music videos, new and old, check out my YouTube Channel.

I have a music podcast. Please check out Wig Out with Jeff on Spotify.

Fun Shirts

Hey everybody, I designed a couple of amazing high-end-fashion tee-shirts that celebrates PIZZA and FUN! Please buy one for yourself and get a couple for your pizza- and fun-loving friends. Thanks for supporting me and pizza and fun!

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GET IN TOUCH

If you need me for anything, contact me at jefflyons1512 at gmail.