Need a great gift for some young readers (ages 8-12) in your life? Check out the debut middle-grade novel from my wife, Kell Andrews! All proceeds from the sale of this book go to feeding our kids.

There's something evil in Deadwood Park...

Twelve-year-old Army brat Martin Cruz hates his rotten new town. Then he gets a message from a tree telling him it's cursed -- and so is he. It's not just any tree. It's the Spirit Tree, the ancient beech the high school football team carves to commemorate the home opener. And every year they lose. But the curse is no game, and it's about to get a whole lot worse. Martin teams up with know-it-all soccer star Hannah Vaughan. Together they must heal the tree, or be stuck in Deadwood Park at the mercy of the psycho who cursed it.

"A magical debut. Fast-paced, fun, and suspenseful, Deadwood will be adored by kids who love a little fantasy with their mystery." - Nikki Loftin, author of The Sinister Sweetness of Splendid Academy

"... a fun-filled debut novel, chock full of interesting twists and quirky characters. Martin and Hannah, two unlikely friends from Lower Brynwood, launch a plan to save an old, carved-up beech called The Spirit Tree, which may just hold the key to the town's (and the townsfolks') recent run of misfortune." - R. M. Clark, author of Dizzy Miss Lizzie

 

"Hey Jeff, why a book?"

I’m pretty certain the Internet will blow up soon, and with that, millions upon million of nonsense-filled webpages and countless gigs of nut-punching videos will be lost forever. Sad, but it’s inevitable. That’s why I gathered up some of my favorite musings from my website and put them in book form.

They shall be preserved for the future generation of belligerent, ferocious apes who will one day enslave all humans and rule the earth... and learn to read. In that exact order. So, that’s why this book is staring you in the face. It’s for the apes.

Price: $11.00

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